I love the Chinese. I buy lots of things from them over the Interwebs, but I saw the funniest EBay ad recently. This one...

http://bit.ly/d8xRV8

It said in the description of the ad...

*100% Brand new
*Seal packing
*Very cute and fashionable strap chain lovely condom
*You can use it, you can think it is a jewelry or toys
*It is also a safty condom from the Adults

Very funny description considering it is for an iPad dock, eh?

Since I expect the ad to die someday but I want this blog entry to live longer than that, I have made a full screenshot of the ad and posted it here...

http://phillipblanton.com/snagit1.png

By the way, I bought one. It's sitting on my desk at work and I use it to charge my iPhone, iPod and iPad.

I posted this once before, but lost it when I moved the blog contents here from Radwarrior.com, so I am re-creating the post.

Have you ever wanted to email an ebay link to someone but hated copying and pasting the mile-long link?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Flightcom-4DLX-Classic-Headsets-Set-of-2_W0QQitemZ270530825553QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMotors_Aviation_Parts_Gear?hash=item3efce4cd51

I don't know why EBay has to have such ugly, long links. There is a way to shorterize them yourself, without using a service like http://bit.ly, or http://tinyurl.com. All you have to do is hand craft the link on http://gci.ebay.com?viewitem&item= <item number>. Here's the same item with the short link...

http://cgi.ebay.com?ViewItem&item=270530825553

There's also a way to make a nice, short link to your ebay seller's page.

http://shop.ebay.com/merchant/pblanton